Faahh - This app roasts you when you waste time

Faahh is the idle reminder app that roasts you back to work. It runs quietly in your menu bar until it detects inactivity, then blasts a loud, unignorable sound to snap you back into focus. Built for the chronically distracted, it turns accountability into something fun and impossible to ignore.

How It Works

Instead of relying on passive timers, Faahh actively monitors your activity and calls you out the moment you go idle. It’s like having a brutally honest accountability partner built into your system.

Key Features

• Roast Sound Library
  Choose from a collection of hilarious, attention-grabbing sounds designed to break your distraction instantly.

• Custom MP3 Uploads
  Upload unlimited custom audio files to create a fully personalised roasting experience.

• Idle Detection
  Automatically detects when you’ve stopped working and triggers alerts in real time.

• Hardware Triggers (Windows)

  • Slap Detection — Trigger or silence alerts with a physical desk slap
  • USB Sentinel — Sounds an alarm if a USB device is unplugged, ideal for public spaces

Privacy & Pricing

• One-Time Purchase — No subscriptions, ever
• Fully Offline — Works without internet access
• 100% Private — No tracking, no data collection

Why It Works

Faahh isn’t just a reminder tool, it actively interrupts your distractions and forces you back into focus, making it a surprisingly effective way to fight procrastination.